• Teach Fish Man To A Lifetime Ugly Christmas Sweater
  • Teach Fish Man To A Lifetime Ugly Christmas Sweater
  • Teach Fish Man To A Lifetime Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Teach Fish Man To A Lifetime Ugly Christmas Sweater

Teach Fish Man To A Lifetime Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.95 USD
$39.95 USD
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Style
Size

Size Guide

SWEATER ADULT SIZE

INCHES

SIZE LENGTH (INCHES) BUST (INCHES) SHOULDER (INCHES) SLEEVE (INCHES)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in

 

SWEATER KID SIZE

INCHES

Size Length Chest Age Suggested Height
XS 18 in 15 in 6–8 48–50 in
S 19 in 15.5 in 8–10 50–54 in
M 21 in 16 in 10–12 54–58 in
L 23 in 18 in 12–13 58–62 in
XL 25 in 19 in 13–15 62–68 in

 

Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m²
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

Teach Fish Man To A Lifetime Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Funniest Holiday Catch of the Season

Reel in the laughs this holiday season with the Teach Fish Man To A Lifetime Ugly Christmas Sweater! Inspired by the hilariously mangled proverb made famous online, this sweater combines festive charm with absurd humor in the best way possible. Featuring a big blue fish and the unforgettable quote “Buy a man eat fish, he day, teach fish man to a lifetime,” it’s the perfect blend of nonsense and style — a guaranteed conversation starter at any Christmas gathering.

The cream-and-blue knit pattern is dotted with snowflakes and winter motifs, giving it that cozy holiday feel while keeping the joke front and center. 

Production Information:

  • Made in: United State
  • Material: Polyester for comfort and breathability.
  • Size: Available  XS–6XL 

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Use mild detergent, no bleach
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Iron on low heat, avoiding printed area
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