Seagullwear
Santa Knows You're Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater
Santa Knows You're Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater
Size Guide
Size Guide
SWEATER ADULT SIZE
INCHES
| SIZE | LENGTH (INCHES) | BUST (INCHES) | SHOULDER (INCHES) | SLEEVE (INCHES) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 in | 40 in | 17 in | 26 in |
| M | 28 in | 44 in | 18 in | 27 in |
| L | 28 in | 48 in | 19 in | 27 in |
| XL | 30 in | 52 in | 20 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 30 in | 56 in | 21 in | 28 in |
| 3XL | 31 in | 60 in | 22 in | 28 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 64 in | 24 in | 29 in |
| 5XL | 33 in | 68 in | 25 in | 29 in |
| 6XL | 34 in | 73 in | 26 in | 29.1 in |
SWEATER KID SIZE
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Age | Suggested Height |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 in | 15 in | 6–8 | 48–50 in |
| S | 19 in | 15.5 in | 8–10 | 50–54 in |
| M | 21 in | 16 in | 10–12 | 54–58 in |
| L | 23 in | 18 in | 12–13 | 58–62 in |
| XL | 25 in | 19 in | 13–15 | 62–68 in |
Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m²
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Santa Knows You’re Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater
If your holiday vibe is more “spiked eggnog” than “silent night,” the Santa Knows You’re Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater is your perfect match. This hilarious black-and-white design features a classic vintage Santa pointing right at you, with the bold message “Santa Knows You’re Shitfaced” front and center. Surrounded by snowflakes, reindeer, and Nordic-style borders, it keeps the festive look while serving pure adult humor. Ideal for Christmas parties, bar crawls, office gag days, or as a funny gift for that friend who’s always too merry. This sweater says what everyone’s thinking — Santa sees EVERYTHING.
Production Information:
- Made in: United State
- Material: Polyester for comfort and breathability.
- Size: Available XS–6XL
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Use mild detergent, no bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Iron on low heat, avoiding printed area
