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Ron Swanson Please Do Not Approach Me Ugly Christmas Sweater
Ron Swanson Please Do Not Approach Me Ugly Christmas Sweater
Size Guide
Size Guide
SWEATER ADULT SIZE
INCHES
| SIZE | LENGTH (INCHES) | BUST (INCHES) | SHOULDER (INCHES) | SLEEVE (INCHES) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 in | 40 in | 17 in | 26 in |
| M | 28 in | 44 in | 18 in | 27 in |
| L | 28 in | 48 in | 19 in | 27 in |
| XL | 30 in | 52 in | 20 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 30 in | 56 in | 21 in | 28 in |
| 3XL | 31 in | 60 in | 22 in | 28 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 64 in | 24 in | 29 in |
| 5XL | 33 in | 68 in | 25 in | 29 in |
| 6XL | 34 in | 73 in | 26 in | 29.1 in |
SWEATER KID SIZE
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Age | Suggested Height |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 in | 15 in | 6–8 | 48–50 in |
| S | 19 in | 15.5 in | 8–10 | 50–54 in |
| M | 21 in | 16 in | 10–12 | 54–58 in |
| L | 23 in | 18 in | 12–13 | 58–62 in |
| XL | 25 in | 19 in | 13–15 | 62–68 in |
Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m²
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Ron Swanson Please Do Not Approach Me Ugly Christmas Sweater – The Perfect Mix of Humor and Holiday Spirit
Celebrate the holidays with a touch of classic Ron Swanson humor in the Ron Swanson Please Do Not Approach Me Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring the iconic Parks and Recreation character in his signature stern pose, this sweater delivers both festive vibes and deadpan comedy. The detailed design combines traditional Christmas elements — snowflakes, trees, and mustaches — with Swanson’s unforgettable quote, making it an instant hit at any holiday gathering. Perfect for office parties, family celebrations, or just staying warm in style.
Production Information:
- Made in: United State
- Material: Polyester for comfort and breathability.
- Size: Available XS–6XL
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Use mild detergent, no bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Iron on low heat, avoiding printed area
