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If You Don’t Like Commanders Merry Kissmyass Grnch Ugly Christmas Sweater
If You Don’t Like Commanders Merry Kissmyass Grnch Ugly Christmas Sweater
Size Guide
Size Guide
SWEATER ADULT SIZE
INCHES
| SIZE | LENGTH (INCHES) | BUST (INCHES) | SHOULDER (INCHES) | SLEEVE (INCHES) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 in | 40 in | 17 in | 26 in |
| M | 28 in | 44 in | 18 in | 27 in |
| L | 28 in | 48 in | 19 in | 27 in |
| XL | 30 in | 52 in | 20 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 30 in | 56 in | 21 in | 28 in |
| 3XL | 31 in | 60 in | 22 in | 28 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 64 in | 24 in | 29 in |
| 5XL | 33 in | 68 in | 25 in | 29 in |
| 6XL | 34 in | 73 in | 26 in | 29.1 in |
SWEATER KID SIZE
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Age | Suggested Height |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 in | 15 in | 6–8 | 48–50 in |
| S | 19 in | 15.5 in | 8–10 | 50–54 in |
| M | 21 in | 16 in | 10–12 | 54–58 in |
| L | 23 in | 18 in | 12–13 | 58–62 in |
| XL | 25 in | 19 in | 13–15 | 62–68 in |
Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m²
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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If You Don’t Like Commanders Merry Kissmyass Grnch Ugly Christmas Sweater – Bold Fan Energy for Holiday Parties
Bring cheeky holiday spirit to game day with the If You Don’t Like Commanders Merry Kissmyass Grnch Ugly Christmas Sweater. The all-over maroon and cream fair-isle pattern pops with snowflakes, trees, and holly, while a mischievous green Santa character and the snarky slogan make your allegiance unmistakable. It’s playful, a little petty, and totally photo-ready—perfect for tailgates, ugly sweater contests, office parties, or casual hangs with the squad. The relaxed unisex fit layers easily over tees or thermals, so you stay cozy from kickoff to cocoa. If your holiday vibe is equal parts festive and fearless, this is the statement sweater you’ll wear on repeat.
Production Information:
- Made in: United States
- Material: Polyester for warmth, comfort, and breathability
- Size: Available in XS–6XL
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Use mild detergent, no bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Iron on low heat, avoiding printed areas
