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I Love Sucking Dicks With My Butthole Shirt

I Love Sucking Dicks With My Butthole Shirt

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Understanding the correct sizing for your apparel is essential for ensuring a proper fit and optimal comfort.

Below, you will find detailed size guides for our T-shirts, Sweatshirts, and Hoodies. Each guide includes measurements for width and length across various sizes, ranging from Small (S) to 5 Extra Large (5XL).

T-Shirt Size Guide

T-Shirt Size Width (inches) Length (inches)
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35


Sweatshirt Size Guide

Sweatshirt Size Width (inches) Length (inches)
S 20 26
M 22 27
L 24 28
XL 26 29
2XL 28 30
3XL 30 31
4XL 32 32
5XL 34 33


Hoodie Size Guide

Hoodie Size Width (inches) Length (inches)
S 20 26
M 22 27
L 24 28
XL 26 29
2XL 28 30
3XL 29 32
4XL 32 33
5XL 34 34

 

To ensure the best fit, it is recommended to measure your existing apparel and compare it with the dimensions provided in the size charts above. Measurements should be taken flat, without stretching the fabric. If you have any questions regarding sizing, please do not hesitate to contact our customer service team for assistance.

 

I Love Sucking Dicks With My Butthole Shirt  – The Ultimate Icebreaker for Bold Personalities

The "I LOVE SUCKING DICKS WITH MY BUTTHOLE" T-shirt is a bold statement, designed for those who break no boundaries and use crude humor as a form of personal expression. It's not just a piece of clothing, it's a shocking product and a symbol of freedom of expression and sexual liberation in extreme ways.

The design of the shirt is extremely simple but powerful: a basic black background sets off the bold, white text. This contrasting color combination ensures that the message—a strange and impossible combination of flexible entertainment devices—is conveyed clearly and directly. The message transforms an intimate and taboo act into a darkly humorous public statement, confronting the viewer with its absurdity and vulgarity.

Material & Care

  • Made from soft, premium cotton for breathable comfort.
  • Unisex fit that suits all body types.
  • Durable screen print that keeps its sharp look over time.
  • Perfect for casual wear, parties, or humorous events.
  • Machine wash cold with like colors.
  • Tumble dry low; avoid ironing directly on print.
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