• Goose Smoking Kills Ugly Christmas Sweater
  • Goose Smoking Kills Ugly Christmas Sweater
  • Goose Smoking Kills Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Goose Smoking Kills Ugly Christmas Sweater

Goose Smoking Kills Ugly Christmas Sweater

$39.95 USD
$39.95 USD
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Style
Size

Size Guide

SWEATER ADULT SIZE

INCHES

SIZE LENGTH (INCHES) BUST (INCHES) SHOULDER (INCHES) SLEEVE (INCHES)
S 26 in 40 in 17 in 26 in
M 28 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
L 28 in 48 in 19 in 27 in
XL 30 in 52 in 20 in 28 in
2XL 30 in 56 in 21 in 28 in
3XL 31 in 60 in 22 in 28 in
4XL 32 in 64 in 24 in 29 in
5XL 33 in 68 in 25 in 29 in
6XL 34 in 73 in 26 in 29.1 in

 

SWEATER KID SIZE

INCHES

Size Length Chest Age Suggested Height
XS 18 in 15 in 6–8 48–50 in
S 19 in 15.5 in 8–10 50–54 in
M 21 in 16 in 10–12 54–58 in
L 23 in 18 in 12–13 58–62 in
XL 25 in 19 in 13–15 62–68 in

 

Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m²
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.

Goose Smoking Kills Ugly Christmas Sweater – A Darkly Funny Twist on Holiday Cheer

Add a dose of absurd humor to your winter wardrobe with the Goose Smoking Kills Ugly Christmas Sweater. This quirky design features a cool, cigarette-smoking goose under the ironic slogan “Smoking Kills,” blending dark humor with classic Christmas charm. The sweater’s beige knit base is decorated with white snowflakes, Christmas trees, and small yellow rubber ducks, creating a playful yet thought-provoking contrast.

Production Information:

  • Made in: United State
  • Material: Polyester for comfort and breathability.
  • Size: Available  XS–6XL 

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Use mild detergent, no bleach
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Iron on low heat, avoiding printed area
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