Seagullwear
Employees Must Stop Crying Ugly Christmas Sweater
Employees Must Stop Crying Ugly Christmas Sweater
Size Guide
Size Guide
SWEATER ADULT SIZE
INCHES
| SIZE | LENGTH (INCHES) | BUST (INCHES) | SHOULDER (INCHES) | SLEEVE (INCHES) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26 in | 40 in | 17 in | 26 in |
| M | 28 in | 44 in | 18 in | 27 in |
| L | 28 in | 48 in | 19 in | 27 in |
| XL | 30 in | 52 in | 20 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 30 in | 56 in | 21 in | 28 in |
| 3XL | 31 in | 60 in | 22 in | 28 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 64 in | 24 in | 29 in |
| 5XL | 33 in | 68 in | 25 in | 29 in |
| 6XL | 34 in | 73 in | 26 in | 29.1 in |
SWEATER KID SIZE
INCHES
| Size | Length | Chest | Age | Suggested Height |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 in | 15 in | 6–8 | 48–50 in |
| S | 19 in | 15.5 in | 8–10 | 50–54 in |
| M | 21 in | 16 in | 10–12 | 54–58 in |
| L | 23 in | 18 in | 12–13 | 58–62 in |
| XL | 25 in | 19 in | 13–15 | 62–68 in |
Fabric: Polyester
Regular fit
Fabric Weight: 300 g/m²
Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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Employees Must Stop Crying Ugly Christmas Sweater – A Darkly Funny Office Holiday Hit
Add a dose of workplace humor to your festive wardrobe with the Employees Must Stop Crying Ugly Christmas Sweater. Perfect for anyone who’s ever felt the grind of the 9-to-5, this hilarious sweater features a bold eye graphic with teardrops and the phrase “Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work.” It’s the ultimate mix of sarcasm and style — ideal for office parties, secret Santa gifts, or simply surviving another corporate holiday season. The design stands out with its striking blue background, contrasting black and white geometric patterns, and eye-catching central motif.
Production Information:
- Made in: United State
- Material: Polyester for comfort and breathability.
- Size: Available XS–6XL
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Use mild detergent, no bleach
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Iron on low heat, avoiding printed area
