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I Hate Being Sexy But I’m A Chubby Bearded Man So I Can’t Help It Shirt
I Hate Being Sexy But I’m A Chubby Bearded Man So I Can’t Help It Shirt
Size Chart
Size Chart
Understanding the correct sizing for your apparel is essential for ensuring a proper fit and optimal comfort.
Below, you will find detailed size guides for our T-shirts, Sweatshirts, and Hoodies. Each guide includes measurements for width and length across various sizes, ranging from Small (S) to 5 Extra Large (5XL).
T-Shirt Size Guide
| T-Shirt Size | Width (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Sweatshirt Size | Width (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 |
| M | 22 | 27 |
| L | 24 | 28 |
| XL | 26 | 29 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 |
| 3XL | 30 | 31 |
| 4XL | 32 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 33 |
Hoodie Size Guide
| Hoodie Size | Width (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 26 |
| M | 22 | 27 |
| L | 24 | 28 |
| XL | 26 | 29 |
| 2XL | 28 | 30 |
| 3XL | 29 | 32 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
To ensure the best fit, it is recommended to measure your existing apparel and compare it with the dimensions provided in the size charts above. Measurements should be taken flat, without stretching the fabric. If you have any questions regarding sizing, please do not hesitate to contact our customer service team for assistance.
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I Hate Being Sexy But I’m A Chubby Bearded Man So I Can’t Help It Shirt – Bold Humor Meets Confident Style
The I Hate Being Sexy But I’m A Chubby Bearded Man So I Can’t Help It Shirt is the ultimate statement piece for men who embrace their charm and sense of humor with pride. Featuring bold typography and graphic elements like crossed axes and a skull, this design perfectly captures the rugged masculinity and carefree confidence of a bearded man who knows his worth. The mix of white and red print on a classic black tee gives it a powerful, edgy aesthetic that stands out whether you’re out with friends, at a casual event, or just relaxing at home.
This shirt isn’t just about fashion—it’s about attitude. It celebrates every chubby, bearded man who turns self-confidence into a lifestyle.
Material
- Material: Made from soft cotton for comfort and breathability
- Fit: Classic unisex cut suitable for all body types
- Print: Durable, high-quality screen print that resists fading
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Turn inside out before washing to preserve the print
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
- Avoid ironing directly on the graphic
